is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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