i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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