finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
