you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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