its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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