it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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