Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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