Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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