guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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