He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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