I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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