I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
two words: eviction party
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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