Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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