Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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