Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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