so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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