How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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