Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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