He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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