There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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