# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Say something about gay babies.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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