you win again, gameday.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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