Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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