I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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