super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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