Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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