whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
nutella sex= disaster
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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