in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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