Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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