yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize