Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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