That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
