I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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