Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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