If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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