theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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