Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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