i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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