so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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