piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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