so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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