It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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