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You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My ass is underappreciated
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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