as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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