Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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