Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
