he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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