Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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