Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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