Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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