and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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