Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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