I think my vagina is haunted
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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