im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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